Welcome To My House (Of Cock)

So, if you’re reading this blog, you probably know me.  And well…you probably know I love cock.  I love some other things, too.  Like Twilight and Edward…and Rob.  Some days I love some of those things more than others.  And some days…I love all of them an equal amount.

But here’s the thing: in my mind, they all go together.  Like Nutella and strawberries.  I fucking love some Nutella and strawberries.

I’m not one of those crazy people who will never see Rob as anything other than Edward.  I mean, I’ve seen all his movies.  Even if it did make me feel like a total perv while watching Harry Potter.  I am however, someone who will always see Edward as Rob.  He has always been Edward in my mind since I saw fifteen minutes of Twilight on DVD, before turning off the movie and reading the book that my husband (at the time) purchased me.  I made it to the cafeteria scene.  He walked on screen, and I lost my shit.  And I wondered how I would ever go through the day without looking at him again. 

(It should be noted that I solved that little problem by purchasing CBW.  Otherwise known as Cardboardward.  He sits in my office and broods all day.  I lick him occasionally.)

I write Twific.  I love it.  I love everything about it.  I love the idea of taking these characters that we all loved so much and putting them in different situations.  Mostly sexual.  But whatever.  Like I said, you all know me.

I love the fandom.  If you have to ask what fandom it is, you’ll probably be sorely disappointed with this blog.  I love the women (and occasional man) that make up the community.  Some of which have become very near and dear to me.

So, this will be a place for me to come to share my thoughts – the ones that are longer than 140 characters anyway.  I’ll talk about whatever comes to mind.  It could be Twilight.  It could be whatever book I’m reading at the moment.  It could be whatever fic is owning me.  It could be to post teasers for whatever I’m writing at the moment.  Or it could be just to share some pretty, hot pictures.  Because yeah…I think I mentioned before that I love cock.  And boobs.  And pussy.  And pretty much any picture with those things in them.

For those of you interested, I will be posting a new multi-chapter fic in December.  It’s a little different from anything I’ve written.  It’s a holiday story…but not in the way you probably expect.  I’ll post more details and possibly a teaser sometime this week.

I need to say a HUGE thank you to kbdragonfly!  She designed this blog and walked me though everything because I am fail at all things like this.  Seriously.  It’s embarrassing.  Anyway, she’s amazing…and on twitter.  You should follow her.

Also, none of the pictures are mine.  Trust.  No one needs to see any pics I would take at home. 

Thanks for reading!!!!

xoxo,

cosmo